Zardari Jokes

Ek Zardari mota taza tha,
Jo mazay se mulk ko khata tha.
Ding Dong.
Ding Dong.
Zardari ne beth k socha k,
Bibi ko dengy dhoka.
Bibi ko marengy goli,
Or khaengy mulk main Ding Dong.
Ding Dong.
Ding Dong.
Par Army bari siyani thi
Or Zardari ki shamat aani thi.
Par army bech se nikal gai,
Kyon k mushrraf ki niyat badal gai,
Phir Zardari ban gay naya Don
Ding Dong.
Ding Dong.
Pakistan ki siyasat bubble gum.
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Pakistani to American: Tum choron k sath kya Salook karte ho?
American: Hum unke sath bohat acha salook karte hain. Un k khany peeney ki her cheez ka khayal rakhte hain.
Pakistani: Bas! ye to kuch bhi nahi, Tum abhi hum se bohat peechay ho.
Hum to choron ko President bana dete hain.
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Itni si baat pay dil ki darhkan hi ruk gai……..
Ik pul jo tasawur kia us k baghair jeenay ka…….
Mere kareeb to aao ki bahut udaas hoon mai,
koi kahani sunao ki bahut udaas hoon mai,
kisi bhi jhoote dilaase se dil ko behlao to sahi,
bus aaj toot ke chaho ki bahut udaas hoon mai.
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Zardari ka Kutta Zardari se rooth gaya.
Jaa k ganday naalay main kood gaya.
Doobtay huye bola ab aur zulm nahi sahengy.
Ek ghar main 2 kuttay nahi rahengay.
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Ye kya tum sab log meri mil kar maar rahey ho?
main ne kya bigara hai tumhara?
Sudhar jao warna ek ek ko jala kar raakh kar donga.
Ha ha ha ha
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Wife closed her leg after sex and asked: Hum apny baby ka naam kya rakhen gay?
Husband Condom utartay huye: Agar is k baad bhi hua to Zaradari rakhen gay.
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2 ghantay aatay ki line main khara rehte huye ek aadmi ghussay se chillaya.
Main Zaradari ko goli marnay ja raha hon.
Kuch dari baat woh wapas aakr aatay ki line main khara ho gaya.
Kisi ne pucha.
“Kyon Maar Diya?”
Usne maayusi se jawab diya.
Wahan pe bhi line lagi hui hai.
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Ek he saff main khary ho gaye zardari aur Nawaz…
Na rahi BiBi aur Na He Ahmed Faraz!
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Ba Adab
Ba Mulahiza
Hoshiyar
Beghairat-e-Azam
Badshah-e-Kanjaran
Zaleel-ul-Mulk
Shahenshah-e-Jooa
Sardar-e-Haraami
Asif Ali Zardari Aa rahy hain.
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Zardari ki zamin shad bad

Bijli aay 8 ghantay baad



Tu nishanay corruption aalishan

Arz e zardaristan,shaad baad sindh abaad


Zardari ki zamin ka nizam

Aaatay,gas,bijli ka bohran



Quam mulk sub-gharak Nawaz,wakil paainda bad

Bainazir dunya say farar


Parchamay sitara-o-Hilal

Khoon main ranga sara saal


Bhool apna maazi Shan-e-haal, jaan ne istaqlal

saya-e-America sar pe sawar


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Tarzan janwaron ko un ki zaat bata raha tha.

Shair: Shah

Tiger: Gujjar

Cheeta: Bhatti

Haathi: Butt

Zebra: Mochi

Kutta: Zardari.

Kutta tap ke bola: Tera baap zardari..

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Kuttay Ko Bhi Zardari Bolo To Wo Ghussa Kar Jata Hai

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1)Tum Me Or Mujhme Kya Fark Ha?
FARAZ Replied :
Simple
Ap Poore Mulk Ki Bajarahe Hen
Or Poora Mulk Mere Baja Raha Ha


2) Zardari Ko Bhi Dekh Lo

Tumhari Ik Nigah Se Qatal Hote Hain Log FARAZ
Ik Baar Zardari Ko Bhi Dekh Lo Meharbani Hogi..!!


3) Agar Zardari President Ban Gya

Agar Zardari President Ban Gya
To Kya Ho Ga?

Hona Kya Hai
Pakistaniyon Ki Watt Pehley B Lagti
Ab Bard Jaye Ghee Aur Kya?


4) Zardari(House Of Neeyat Khot)

Yeh Baat Hum Sab Ko
Tasleem Kar Leni Chahiye
K Kaheen Na Kaheen Hum Sab Kee Neeyat Mein
Khot Mojhood Hai

Agar Aisa Na Ho
Zardari(House Of Neeyat Khot)
President K Liye
Apply Kyun Karey?


5) JIN:Kya hokam hai mere aqa?
MEN:mulk ka sara maal mere account mai dal do.
Jin:huqam karain bakwas na karein main jin hoon ZARDARI nahi.


6) Aik Din Zardari aur Sheree Rehman kamray mai bethe hoye thay. Unho nay kya kia?

Answer: bistar mai ja kar democracy ki.


7) Jo 11 saal jail ma rahe wo Sadr-e-Pakistan han
Jo 6 saal jail ma rahe wo Wazir-e-Azam Pakistan han
2, 4 saal apbhee jail ma guzar ayen
Mustaqbil Roshan ha
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8) Huun Sarkaari Maal
Rujj ke Lutto
Jiye Bhutto
Jiye Bhutto


Khao Piyo Mojaan Lutto
Jiye Bhutto
Jiye Bhutto

Ghareeb nu
Lambya pa k Kutto
Jiye Bhutto
Jiye Bhutto


9) Ek Zardari Mota Taza Tha
Jo mAzy Sa Mulk (Country) ko Kahta tha
Ding DongDing Dong

Zardari na beth kar socha ya
Bibi ko dain ga Dhoka ya
Bibi ko mareen ga Goli
or kahen ga Mulk (Country) ko
Ding Dong
Ding Dong

Par Army to baree Syani thee
or
Zardari kee Shamat anee thee
per Army to Bech sa nikal gaee
Kiyon k Musaraf ke Neyat badal aee

Phir Zardari ban gya naya DON!

Ding Dong Ding Dong

Pakistan ke Syasat Bubblegum


10) ZARDARI celebrating his victory singing:

bACHNA AE GHAREEBO LO MAIN AGAYA
FASAAD KA ASHIQ
AMAN KA DUSHMAN
APNI ADA HAI BIBI SE JUDA HEY HO...


11) Ab Full corruption ki bari hai,
Q k ab daur-e-zardari hai,

Ab lootna maal sarkari hai,
Q k ab daur-e-zardari hai,

Ab aap ki izzat aapki apni zimmadari hai,
Q k izzat ka shikari Asif Ali zardari hai,

Ab photi Qismat hamari hai,
Q k ab nawaz sharif ka bhai Asif Ali zardari hai,


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2 ghantay aatay ki line main khara rehte huye ek aadmi ghussay se chillaya.

Main Zaradari ko goli marnay ja raha hon.
Kuch dari baat woh wapas aakr aatay ki line main khara ho gaya.
Kisi ne pucha.
"Kyon Maar Diya?"
Usne maayusi se jawab diya.
Wahan pe bhi line lagi hui hai.

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Jin: Kia Hukum hai mere aaqa?
Sardar: Saari dunya main jitni bhi dolat hai, woh mere account main daal do.

Jin: Bakwaas na karo main Jin hon Zardari nahi.

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*Dhamaka Sale*
Buy Pakistan get Kashmir Free!
50% Discount for USA, Saudia and UK.
Plz contact Asif Ali Zardari.
Commission 10%
Website: http://www.zardari-dalal.com/

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Dil chahta hai,

Chori Karon,

Jhoot bolon.

Sharab piyon,

Rishwat khaon,

Qatal karon,

Or

Jail Jaon.

Shayad isi tarah kabhi main President of Pakistan ban jaon.

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Just Imagine ...

Sara Palin Divorce Hr
Current Hubby & Get
Marriage Wid Zardari ...
Palin Becomes Vice
President Of USA
Thn
Zardari Kilss Palin &
Chnge The Will &
Which Says:
"Zardari Will Bcome
The Next President Of USA
After My Death"
And Eventually Zardari
Becomes President Of US
Aftr 6 Mnths Of Palin 's Death
Bilawal Changes His Name To
"Bilawal Bhuuto Palin Zardari"
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Aaj kal logon k kandhon pe baithay sakht pareshan hai

kyon k,

Koi bhi amal likhte waqt woh ek doosray se pochta hain,

Nawan time likhon ka purana?
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Ab me karoonga mara mari

Mere naam hai zardari

Main ne pehle apni B.V mari

Ab hai poori qoum ki bari

Dil khol k loton ga

Qoum ki raqum Sari ki Sari


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Miyan biwi ko milwa dena bohat sawaab ka kaam hai.

Aap se guzarish hai k dua karen k Allah tala

Asif Ali Zardari ko jald az jald Benazir se milwa den.

Shukriya

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Pakistani to American: Tum choron k sath kya Salook karte ho?

American: Hum unke sath bohat acha salook karte hain. Un k khany peeney ki her cheez ka khayal rakhte hain.

Pakistani: Bas! ye to kuch bhi nahi, Tum abhi hum se bohat peechay ho.

Hum to choron ko President bana dete hain.


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What is
Asif Zardari's favourite sweet?











Lab-e-Shireen Rehman


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Once a Molvi went 2 Zardarii

&

Said !

"Makhlooq ko mat Tang kia kero Werna Allah ka Aazab ayega "


Zardari said!

Bholay Badshao ! Mein he wo Azaab hoon jo aa Chuka hai



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Full Corruption ki bari hai

Kyn k ab Daur-r-Zardari hai

Ab lutna mal sarkari hai

Kyun k ab Daur-r-Zardari hai

Ab aap ki izzat aapki apni zimadari hai

Kyun k izat ka shikari Asif Ali Zardari hai

Ab tabah qismat hamari hai

Kynu k ab Nawaz Sharif ka bhai

Asif Ali Zardari hai

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Indian: Hamare pass Kanjar hein, Kutte hein, Soowar hein,

Tumhare pass kya hai?


Pakistani: Tum hamara muqabla kabhie nahi kar sakte,

.
.
.
Hamare pass ZARDARI hai.....

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Aakhir 1 din kisi k hath kuch nahi
aayega,

Har koi khali hath jaye ga,

Sab yahin reh jaye ga,

Q k Us din Qayamat nahi Zardari
Pakistan bech k nikal jaye ga.

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Thief to a Man: Apny paise nikalo.
Man: Do u know who am I?

I am Asif Ali Zardari, President of Pakistan.

Thief: Acha to phir hamaray paise nikalo.


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Hum Sub Umeed se Hain” on GEO T.V.
Programme dekhne k baad “Zardari” ne apne Duplicate se poocha,
“Yar Tum Bilkul Mere Jaise Ho,
Kya Teri Maa Hamare ghar “NAUKRANI” Thi?”
Duplcate bola:
Nahi Sir G,
Mera Baap Apke Ghar “Driver” Tha..!

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PPP Walay:
Tum kitnay bhutto maro gay har ghar se bhutto niklay ga...

MQM Walay:
Hum har ghar main saathi bantain gay phir kaisa bhutto niklay ga?

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Arz kya hai...

BOMB dhamakon se is qadar ghabra chukay hain Zardari.

K Uchhal partay hain khud apna he PAAD sun kar.
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Zardari ka Kutta Zardari se rooth gaya.
Jaa k ganday naalay main kood gaya.
Doobtay huye bola ab aur zulm nahi sahengy.
Ek ghar main 2 kuttay nahi rahengay.

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Yun Shereen Rehman se dosti achi nahi Zardari!

Bacha tera jawan hai kuch to khayal kar.
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Golden words of a scholor

1-Paisa jitna bhi jama kar lo kam hy
.
2-Jo cheez mangey na milay
usay utha lo..

(Hazrat Asif Ali Zardari AKA Mr.10%)

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Qyamat kb aye ge ?

JAB

Zardari imandari krega
.
Altaf Karachi aye ga
.
Musharaf par muqddma chale ga
.
Sheri Rehman parda kre ge
.
Nawaz aqalmand ho ga
.
Chief Justice bahal ho ga
.
Benazir k qatilon ka pta chal jae ga
.
Barik Hussain Obama Haj kre ga

.
India world cup jete ga
.
Lalu parshad politics chore de ga
.
China 2# saman bnana bnd kr de ga
.
Pakistan k MNA/MPA ghareeb ho ge
.
Bank gharebo ka qarza maaf kre ga
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Mery Aziz Ham Watno Ham Ne Load Shading Ka Khatama Kr Dia Hy

Ta K Factrian Chal Paren Or Log Kam Pe Lag Jain Warna Log Wakilon

K Long March May Shamil Ho Jain Gey Jasy He Long March Nakam Ho Ga Apko

Phr Se Load Shading Ke
Khush Khabri Sunai Jaige... =P

Apka Khadim
Asif Ali Zardar
Mr. 100% . . . ;->

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G kerda bai g kerda
Tinu lamya pawan ji kerda
G kerda bai g kerda
tinu jutyan lawan g kerda
1 Wari
O Zardari
1 Wari
O Zardari
Tu hath merey cherh KUTTEYA!
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Zardari ko dekha to aisa laga
Jese khana kharab,
Jese total azaab,
Jesey Aadi faqeer,
Jesay murda zameer,
Jese Naasoor ho koii sartaa howaa,
Ek zardari ko dekha to aisa laga,
Jese bijli ka taar
Jese khanjar ki dhaar,
Jesey dozakh ki aag,
Jesey zehrila naag,
Jese garmi ki dhoop
Jese shetan ka roop

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Zardari Teri Sharafat Pe Kis Ko Na Hoga Shak, , ,
Halki Halki Bhook Main Halka Phulka TUC

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zardari aik shop main gia

pochaa

ke yeh monchoon wala kuta kitny ka hy

shopman reply:

sir yeh aina hay....
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Ager tum kisi gareeb ko us ka Haq nahi dila sakte,

To jo us ke pass hai, Woh bhi cheen lo.

Molana Asif Zardari

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Ye mulk hamare buzrugo ne bari qurbani de ke haasil kiya hai,

Aur mein yahan isi liye aaya hoon taa'ke us qurbani ka gosht kha sakun.

Molana Asif Zardari


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Aur barbaad ho gaya woh shaks,

Jis ne kisi police wale ko dekha aur rishwat na di.

Molana Asif Ali Zardari..
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Wo kon se 3een janwar hai jin
K dant bahar rehte hai?
.
.
1-Haathi(Elephant)
2-Sumandari seal(Sea Lion)
.
.
ur
3sra
Zoordari
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BAAP: Me tmhari shadi apni mrzi se kronga.

BETA: No!

BAAP: Larki zardari ki beti hy

BETA: Phr Thek hy

Baap zardari k pas gaya..

BAAP: Mein tmhari beti ko bahu bnana chahta hun.

Zardari : no!

BAAP: Mera beta World Bank ka CEO hai.

Zardari: Phr Thek hai !

Baap world bank k president k pas jata hai.

BAAP: Mere bete ko bank ka CEO bna do

Presidnt: No!

BAAP: Wo zardari ka damad hai.

Presidnt: Phr Thek hai;)

THIS IS BUSSINESS
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Amazing Fact about the Age of Presidents of Pakistan

Sikandar Mirza
Died At the Age of 64 Yrs

Ayub Khan
Died At the Age of 64 Yrs

Yahya Khan
Died At the Age of 64 Yrs

Zia ul Haq
Died At the Age of 64 Yrs

& Asif Zardari wil be 64 in 2010

Awam se apeal hai k Sabr se kam lein1 Mahine ki hi tou bat he

INSHALLAH

Record Qaim Rahay Ga
AAMEEN...

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Agar KUTTAY ko Coat Pant Pehna Diya Jaye to Usay Kya Kahenge?

.
.
.

Bewaqoof!


Kutta He Kahenge.

Lekin Jo Aapne Socha Woh Bhi Theek Hai. 
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Bilawal: Dad 2 Sal Hogye Humen Miskeen Hoe,
Mama K Qatilon Ka Q Pata Nai Chala?



Zardari: Beta Abi Tk To Miskeen Ho,
Qatil Ka Pata Chala To Yateem Bhi Ho Jao Gey. :-)


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Z@rdari ko abhi tk joota nhi lga to kya defect hai?

Wah wah

Z@rdari ko abhi tk joota nhi lga to kya defect hai?


Akhir joote ki b to koi SELF RESPECT hai! :-

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Breaking News:

Sadar Z@rdari Ki Haj Application Saudi Govt Ne REJECT Kr Di.

Why?

Kion k is tarah Hajion mein confusion ho jati k

"Pathar Kis Ko Marna hai"?


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