2011 JANUARY UPDATES
Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta,
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva lete…
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva lete…
3 sardar after exam
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha
main paper khali chor aya hon.
2nd: Main bhi!
3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe
gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha
main paper khali chor aya hon.
2nd: Main bhi!
3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe
gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p
Baap:
Itne kum marks..??
2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!!
Beta: Han papa!
mein nay to us kameenay mastar
ka ghar bhi dekh liya hay…!!
Itne kum marks..??
2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!!
Beta: Han papa!
mein nay to us kameenay mastar
ka ghar bhi dekh liya hay…!!
Kehdo un parhne walon se,
Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay,
Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain,
Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay,
Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay,
Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain,
Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay,
Yahoooooo……!!!!
Exams ki sari tayyari ho gayi
(’;')
Pen
Pencil
Scale
Eraser
Uniform
ID Card
Sub tayyar hay,
Ab bus….
Parhna baqi hay :p
Exams ki sari tayyari ho gayi
(’;')
Pen
Pencil
Scale
Eraser
Uniform
ID Card
Sub tayyar hay,
Ab bus….
Parhna baqi hay :p
koi chez be-wafai se barh ker kia hogi,
Ghum-e-tanhai judai se barh ker kia hogi,
Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza,
to wo saza PARHAI se barh ker kia hogi:-)
Ghum-e-tanhai judai se barh ker kia hogi,
Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza,
to wo saza PARHAI se barh ker kia hogi:-)
Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai
Nadi Bhar Parh Pate Hein
Balti Barh Yad Rehta Hai
Chuloo Bhar Number Ate Hein
Jis Mein Hum Doob Jatey Hain
Nadi Bhar Parh Pate Hein
Balti Barh Yad Rehta Hai
Chuloo Bhar Number Ate Hein
Jis Mein Hum Doob Jatey Hain
MERE SMS MILE?
NAHI MILE TO YE LO
SMS SMS SMS SMS
LO CHOTE SMS
sms sms sms
YE LO REMIX
SmS sMs SmS sMs
STYLISH WALE BHI LO
$M$ $m$ $M$ Bas
ab APKI bari
NAHI MILE TO YE LO
SMS SMS SMS SMS
LO CHOTE SMS
sms sms sms
YE LO REMIX
SmS sMs SmS sMs
STYLISH WALE BHI LO
$M$ $m$ $M$ Bas
ab APKI bari
Movie titles related to eng students:
exams - socha na tha,
classes - kabhi kabhi,
question papers - na tum jano na hum,
copying - yaarana,
maths2 - asambhav,
maths1 - mission impossible,
environmental sciences - pyar mein kabhi kabhi,
1st semester - kuch to hai,
2nd semester - yeh kya ho raha hai,
distinction - kal ho na ho,
1st class - raju bangaya gentleman,
2nd class - dil mange more
fail - phir milenge
exams - socha na tha,
classes - kabhi kabhi,
question papers - na tum jano na hum,
copying - yaarana,
maths2 - asambhav,
maths1 - mission impossible,
environmental sciences - pyar mein kabhi kabhi,
1st semester - kuch to hai,
2nd semester - yeh kya ho raha hai,
distinction - kal ho na ho,
1st class - raju bangaya gentleman,
2nd class - dil mange more
fail - phir milenge
Tumse mil kar hogaya zindgi se pyar
Raah main chorr kar mat jana mere yaar
Bin tere hum ji na payenge
Tum na hoge to hum
BEWAQOOF
kisay banayenge;-)
Raah main chorr kar mat jana mere yaar
Bin tere hum ji na payenge
Tum na hoge to hum
BEWAQOOF
kisay banayenge;-)
Lafz ap do,Geet hum banayenge , Manzil ap pao , Rasta hum banayenge , Khush ap raho, khushiya hum dilayenge,Ap bas dost bane raho , Dosti hum Nibhayenge.....!
Kaash khushion ki koi dukan hoti.Hamein bhi uski koi pehchan hoti.Bhar dete aapke daman ko khushion se chahe uski kimat hamari jaan hi kyun na hoti:-
Can u think k
"2+5=11"
kaise aye?
Socho-Socho
Nahi maluum?
Thora aur dimag lagao
Abhi bhi nahi?
OK let me tell u k
kaise aye
"GHALTI SE"
"2+5=11"
kaise aye?
Socho-Socho
Nahi maluum?
Thora aur dimag lagao
Abhi bhi nahi?
OK let me tell u k
kaise aye
"GHALTI SE"
Attendence...
Pappu
Yes sir
Bablu
Yes sir
Tinku
Yes sir
Ullu
??
Ullu
??
Ullu
??
Ullu...
Button dabana band kar,teri baari hai,attendence lagwa
Pappu
Yes sir
Bablu
Yes sir
Tinku
Yes sir
Ullu
??
Ullu
??
Ullu
??
Ullu...
Button dabana band kar,teri baari hai,attendence lagwa
GRAHAMBEL
found
telephone
EDISON
found
elctric bulb
MARCONI
found
radio
COLUMBUS
found
America
tu bas MOBile nu angutha marija nalayak!
found
telephone
EDISON
found
elctric bulb
MARCONI
found
radio
COLUMBUS
found
America
tu bas MOBile nu angutha marija nalayak!
? No call
No miss call
No Messages
No visit
No contact
I am worried 4 u
Kya zoo walay phir pakar key to nahi lay gay.
No miss call
No Messages
No visit
No contact
I am worried 4 u
Kya zoo walay phir pakar key to nahi lay gay.
Pyar ko mat chhupao, usey zarurat hai jatane ki
Apni khuahishon ko mat chupao
unhe zrurat hai barhane ki
Ab aur perfume mat lagao tumhe zarurat ha nahane k
Apni khuahishon ko mat chupao
unhe zrurat hai barhane ki
Ab aur perfume mat lagao tumhe zarurat ha nahane k
Police constable to his son:
"tumhara result acha nahee aya.
Aaj say tumhara khelna aur t.v band!"
Son: yeh 50 rupay pakro aur mamla yaheen khatam karo.
"tumhara result acha nahee aya.
Aaj say tumhara khelna aur t.v band!"
Son: yeh 50 rupay pakro aur mamla yaheen khatam karo.
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JL Jl
o
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Ye aap ki tarah SMS Nahi Karta Tha.
Tapka Dala..!
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JL Jl
o
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Jl '==<*>o
Ye aap ki tarah SMS Nahi Karta Tha.
Tapka Dala..!
Mentel hospital ke opretion thetor me
Opretion tyar
Saman mojod
Doctor mojod
Narsen mojod
Magar pagal
SMS parhne me masrof..
Opretion tyar
Saman mojod
Doctor mojod
Narsen mojod
Magar pagal
SMS parhne me masrof..
Mobiles py ek virus aya hy
agar 0420,0001 say koi call aye to attend mat karna warna
Insan ban jao ge Sialkot me 2 gadhay insan ban gai hain So be careful.
agar 0420,0001 say koi call aye to attend mat karna warna
Insan ban jao ge Sialkot me 2 gadhay insan ban gai hain So be careful.
hanso
khelo
naacho
gao
duniya ki parwa mat karo
kyun k
duniya janti hai k pagal aisi harkatein karte rehte hain.
khelo
naacho
gao
duniya ki parwa mat karo
kyun k
duniya janti hai k pagal aisi harkatein karte rehte hain.
Dost hote nahe bhool jane k lye,
Zindagi milti hai dost banane k lye,
Humse dosti rakho ge to itni khushi denge,
K waqt hi na milega aapko ansu bahane k lye!
Zindagi milti hai dost banane k lye,
Humse dosti rakho ge to itni khushi denge,
K waqt hi na milega aapko ansu bahane k lye!
Har pal Har vaqt
. ' 12 ' .
. 9 < 3 .
' . 6 . '
Har saans aur dil ki har dharkan kehti hae ... ?
.*""*.*""*.
* KHUSH *
"*. raho.*"
"*.*" sada
. ' 12 ' .
. 9 < 3 .
' . 6 . '
Har saans aur dil ki har dharkan kehti hae ... ?
.*""*.*""*.
* KHUSH *
"*. raho.*"
"*.*" sada
Dil se Aap ka khayal jata nahi,
Aap k Siva koi yaad Aata nahi,
Hasrat hai k roz Aap ko daikhon-
Par wo BANDAR wala aap ko roz lata nhi..
Aap k Siva koi yaad Aata nahi,
Hasrat hai k roz Aap ko daikhon-
Par wo BANDAR wala aap ko roz lata nhi..
A True frnd is 1 who sees the 1st tear in ur eyes,
catches the 2nd one and
stops the 3rd,
if 4th comes, then slap u and says
"chal dramay bazi band kar"
catches the 2nd one and
stops the 3rd,
if 4th comes, then slap u and says
"chal dramay bazi band kar"
CHI CHANG CHEN LAINGUANG
THEIN CHI KWA SIAU CIE
WOHEN HAU NI THAZ THAZ HAO
SEING SHENG
pagal agar samajh mein nai aa raha to parh kyun rahe ho,,,,,
THEIN CHI KWA SIAU CIE
WOHEN HAU NI THAZ THAZ HAO
SEING SHENG
pagal agar samajh mein nai aa raha to parh kyun rahe ho,,,,,
Let's play a game...
Its very interesting
Ready?
3
2
1
.
.
.
Start
.
.
Kia start?
Nalayak
Koi kaam b kar liya karo.
Har waqt khelne ki pari rehti ha!
Its very interesting
Ready?
3
2
1
.
.
.
Start
.
.
Kia start?
Nalayak
Koi kaam b kar liya karo.
Har waqt khelne ki pari rehti ha!
Dil armano se Houseful hai, Puray honge ya nahi Dautful hai,Is duniya main har chez wonderful hai, Par zindagi aap jaise doston se hi Beautiful hai,sms do plz.
Bewaquf ki 3 nishania;
1. miss call karega
2. SMS muskura k parhega or khud kabi nahi kare ga
3. Don't scroll down
Jis baat se mana karo zarur karega.
1. miss call karega
2. SMS muskura k parhega or khud kabi nahi kare ga
3. Don't scroll down
Jis baat se mana karo zarur karega.
Ants were bathing & an elephant jumpd into pool!
Ants got out of watr.1 ant climbd on the back of elephant.All othr ants cried out,
"duba duba k maar salay ko"
Ants got out of watr.1 ant climbd on the back of elephant.All othr ants cried out,
"duba duba k maar salay ko"
Bacha:"Mama kal papa kaam wali ko drawing room mein sofe per lita ker...
Mom:"Bus...! Abhi jab papa aayenge tou phir batana."
Papa aate hain...
Maan bete se: "haan beta keya huwa tha?"
Beta: "Papa kaam wali ko drawing room mein sofe per lita ker, jo bashir uncle aapke saath karte hai na,
woh ker rahe the!
Mom:"Bus...! Abhi jab papa aayenge tou phir batana."
Papa aate hain...
Maan bete se: "haan beta keya huwa tha?"
Beta: "Papa kaam wali ko drawing room mein sofe per lita ker, jo bashir uncle aapke saath karte hai na,
woh ker rahe the!
"LOVE" is like a pant But "FRIENDSHIP" is like a "CHADDI" B'coz PANT phat bhi jae to "CHADDI" izzat bacha leti hai. Thanks for being my "CHADDI" :-D
Thandi hai Coffee garam kar lo
Is Pathar dil ko thora naram kar lo
Aap k hotay huwe Inbox rahay khali
Thori si to yar sharam kar lo
Is Pathar dil ko thora naram kar lo
Aap k hotay huwe Inbox rahay khali
Thori si to yar sharam kar lo
Sardar . Maa khush khabri hai. Maa. Bool bata.Sardar maa hum 2 sa 3 ho gaya. Maa beeta huwa ya beeti. Sardar. Mari biwi na dosri shadi kar li.
Koi yaad
Koi baat
Koi raaz
ho Tum..
Meri saans
Meri soch
Meri aas
ho Tum..
Ankhoon k pass nahi,na sahi
Haan magar dil k bohat pass
ho Tum.
Koi baat
Koi raaz
ho Tum..
Meri saans
Meri soch
Meri aas
ho Tum..
Ankhoon k pass nahi,na sahi
Haan magar dil k bohat pass
ho Tum.
Just
wanted
to
remind
you
that
I
LOVE
YOU
Sender:
AISHWARYA RAI
+919820071000
ZIADA KHUSH NAI HONA? Usne muje bheja hai.
wanted
to
remind
you
that
I
LOVE
YOU
Sender:
AISHWARYA RAI
+919820071000
ZIADA KHUSH NAI HONA? Usne muje bheja hai.
When u feel that nobody loves u,
nobody cares 4 u,
every1 is ignornin U,
and hating u,
u should tell urself..
PUTTAR TU HAI HE ISI QABIL!
nobody cares 4 u,
every1 is ignornin U,
and hating u,
u should tell urself..
PUTTAR TU HAI HE ISI QABIL!
Ishq aur dosti meri zindagi ka unwan he,
ishq meri ruh dosti mera eman he,
ishq pe kar don fida mein apni sari zindagi,
magar dosti par mera ishq bhi qurban he.
ishq meri ruh dosti mera eman he,
ishq pe kar don fida mein apni sari zindagi,
magar dosti par mera ishq bhi qurban he.
Itna Aitbaar to Apni Dharkano kaNa kiya, Jitna aapki Baaton ka karte Hain.Itna Intezaar to Apni Saanson ka na kiya, Jitna aapke SMS ka karte Hain...
Aaj toh bahut khush hoge tum?
Kyunki, barish jo huwe ha
Aur barish mein?
Sabhi MENDAK khush hi hote hai.
Kyunki, barish jo huwe ha
Aur barish mein?
Sabhi MENDAK khush hi hote hai.
Fresh Flowers for you...
What are you looking for...???
Flowers...???
Have some sense yar.....
Yeh mobile hai GAMLA Nahin
What are you looking for...???
Flowers...???
Have some sense yar.....
Yeh mobile hai GAMLA Nahin
Dost hazar nahi sirf ek chahiye dukh sukh mein dae sath woh dost chahiye hum kisi ko bhulate nahin lekin jo humay yaad karay asia dost chahiye.
Congrates!U r awarded the degree of MBA 4 not sending sms
MBA means"Member of Bhikari Association"
foward this sms 2 all other MBA's like u! :)
MBA means"Member of Bhikari Association"
foward this sms 2 all other MBA's like u! :)
CHAND par a pka naam likhne ko jee chahta hai
Pehli BAAT to yeh
k
mera hath nahi jata hai
Dosri bat yeh k
ye khayal hamesha
DOPEHR me aata hay
Pehli BAAT to yeh
k
mera hath nahi jata hai
Dosri bat yeh k
ye khayal hamesha
DOPEHR me aata hay
Boy's psychology:
fraud wid innocent gal
frndship wid charming gal
contacts wid smart gal
flirt wid freaky gal
love wid cute gal
n marriage
"jese ami ki marzi"
fraud wid innocent gal
frndship wid charming gal
contacts wid smart gal
flirt wid freaky gal
love wid cute gal
n marriage
"jese ami ki marzi"
Arz kiya hai: ikhtiyaar e tarannum se tabassum ki roshni ko jala dena!
(wah,wah,wah)
Jab iska matlab samajh me aa jai to mujhe bhi bata dena.;-)
(wah,wah,wah)
Jab iska matlab samajh me aa jai to mujhe bhi bata dena.;-)
Agr koi aj tm se kahe k
AP boht KHUBSURAT HO,
bht SMART HO
bht SWEET HO
to
rakh
k
stupid k mun pr thappar do
k wo
21 July
K0
APRIL FOOL Manata hai..;
AP boht KHUBSURAT HO,
bht SMART HO
bht SWEET HO
to
rakh
k
stupid k mun pr thappar do
k wo
21 July
K0
APRIL FOOL Manata hai..;
A good friend is one who tells you to study well but a best friend is the one who sits outside your exam hall
n
says
aby kitna likhay ga,chal bahar aa..
n
says
aby kitna likhay ga,chal bahar aa..
,,,acha bahla
('.') dost tha,
'<)?(>'
_/''/_ mera
Mai ne
'<)?(>'Gurdn
_/'"/_ura di, SMS jo nahi krta tha
('.') dost tha,
'<)?(>'
_/''/_ mera
Mai ne
'<)?(>'Gurdn
_/'"/_ura di, SMS jo nahi krta tha
Aam ki khushbu, Barish ki bahar, Garmi ka Mosam aney ko tayar, Thori si masti, Thora sa pyar Load Shading k liye rho tyar
"HAPPY SUMMER SEASON YAAR" : )
"HAPPY SUMMER SEASON YAAR" : )
1st Girl To Another:
Kal Sapne Main Mujhe Koi Chaqoo Maar Raha Tha.
2nd Girl:
Tu daar Mat,
Agar sapnay sach hotay To main rozana PREGNENT hoti.
Kal Sapne Main Mujhe Koi Chaqoo Maar Raha Tha.
2nd Girl:
Tu daar Mat,
Agar sapnay sach hotay To main rozana PREGNENT hoti.
Yamraj took a man on tour to hell. There he saw gandhi dancing with Bipasha.
He asked: gandhi de saza ini mazedar kiun?
yamraj: saza tai Bipasha nu diti hai
He asked: gandhi de saza ini mazedar kiun?
yamraj: saza tai Bipasha nu diti hai
Subha teri Sham meri ho
Din tera Raat meri ho
Hasi teri Udasi meri ho
Or jab maut aay ay dost Kabar teri Usme LASH
?
?
?
O hello
TERI hi ho
Meri q ho.
Din tera Raat meri ho
Hasi teri Udasi meri ho
Or jab maut aay ay dost Kabar teri Usme LASH
?
?
?
O hello
TERI hi ho
Meri q ho.
*Flash news: A two seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab. Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more...
Sms nahi
bheja?
chalo kaan
pakro
<@>
Y
.IL
<@>
< >
<@>
Y
.IL
<@>
< >
<@>
Y
.lL
<@>
< >
bus karo
Ab sms bhejo
varna"MURGHA"
banna parey ga.
bheja?
chalo kaan
pakro
<@>
Y
.IL
<@>
< >
<@>
Y
.IL
<@>
< >
<@>
Y
.lL
<@>
< >
bus karo
Ab sms bhejo
varna"MURGHA"
banna parey ga.
Once a sardar ji saw a very sonni kuri in the market and thought ...
Kash yeah meri maa hoti to mai b inna sonna honda. ;-)
Kash yeah meri maa hoti to mai b inna sonna honda. ;-)
Hello, JAN !
Hi, JAN !
How r u JAN ?
What r u doing JAN ?
I Miss u JAN !!
Don't excited, the word of JAN is the short form of "JANWER"
Hi, JAN !
How r u JAN ?
What r u doing JAN ?
I Miss u JAN !!
Don't excited, the word of JAN is the short form of "JANWER"
mithoo apne papa se: papa 5+5 kitne hotey hai? papa:Ullu duffer,gadhe, idiot,nalayak,
stupid Besharam;tujhe kuch nahi ata,Ja andar se calculator la.
stupid Besharam;tujhe kuch nahi ata,Ja andar se calculator la.
Don ki Miss Bell ka Intezar 11 Mobile kar rahen hain,
Magar Don ki Miss bell Aana Mushkil hi Nahi Na Mumkin hay.
Kion k
Kion k
DON k Paas Balance hi Nahi
Magar Don ki Miss bell Aana Mushkil hi Nahi Na Mumkin hay.
Kion k
Kion k
DON k Paas Balance hi Nahi
Chand se sunder Chandni,
Chandni se b sunder Raat,
Raat se b sunder Zindagi,
Zindagi se b sunder
* " AAP " *
Or Aap se sunder
Aap ka..
*~ DIL ~*
Chandni se b sunder Raat,
Raat se b sunder Zindagi,
Zindagi se b sunder
* " AAP " *
Or Aap se sunder
Aap ka..
*~ DIL ~*
Chandni raat mein sone se pehle,
Khawbon ki duniya mein khone se pehle,
Maine socha tumhe yaad dila doon,
Maine socha tumhe ehsas dila doon,
Susu ki k nahi?
GoOd NiGhT
Khawbon ki duniya mein khone se pehle,
Maine socha tumhe yaad dila doon,
Maine socha tumhe ehsas dila doon,
Susu ki k nahi?
GoOd NiGhT
Thandi hai Coffee garam kar lo
Is Pathar dil ko thora naram kar lo
Aap k hotay huwe Inbox rahay khali
Thori si to yar sharam kar lo
Is Pathar dil ko thora naram kar lo
Aap k hotay huwe Inbox rahay khali
Thori si to yar sharam kar lo
Har Aahat Ehsaas Hamara Dilaye Gi,
Har Hawa Kissa Hamara Sunaye Gi,
Ham itni Chahat Bhar Dain Gey Aap K Dil Mein,
Na Chahtay Hoey Bhi Yaad Hamari Aaey Gi...!
Har Hawa Kissa Hamara Sunaye Gi,
Ham itni Chahat Bhar Dain Gey Aap K Dil Mein,
Na Chahtay Hoey Bhi Yaad Hamari Aaey Gi...!
Aik Rupya bacha k pori zindagi nahi kat jaegi,
Aik SMS karlene se teri gand nahi phat jaegi.
Agar dum hai to is sawal ka jawaab Haan ya Nahi mein de kar batao...
"Kya Aapko Pagalpan ke Daure padne band ho gaye Hain???"
Badalon pai kali ghata chati to hogi
Sitaron ko muskurahat aati to hogi
Tum lakh chupao dunya se magar
Akele main tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati to hogi
@@@@@@
@@@@
@@
@
Abe dekh kya raha hai
Chavanyan hain itha le
Msg karne k kaam aaengi
Kare Jao!!
Kare Jao!!
Kare Jao!!
Kare Jao!!
Besharmon ki tarah msg receive
kare jao khud na karna.
Tu chand mange main chand dedu,
Tu raat mange main raat dedu,
Tu dil mange main dil dedu,
Tu jaan mange,
Bas yaar….
Bheek mangne ki bhi koi limit hoti hai!
IDE323
IDE 345
LD 1234
PH 1257
IDL129
LOG145
Arey itne ghor se kya dekh raha hai
Aaj sham se pehle in sab cars pe kapra mar dena.
Kya aap k sar pe singh hain??
Nahi hain.
Check
Aik bar aur dekh lo
Kya nahi hain!!
Koi baat nahi
GADHEY k bhi nahi hote
Tum muskrurate ho tau aisa lagta hai k insaan pehle Bandar tha.
Dekho ab gusa mat huna warna lage ga insaan aaj bhi Bandar hai.
Dil main basa hai pyar tera,
Ankhon main basi hai tasveer teri,
Jab aati hai yaad teri,
Hum dekhte hain Tom and Jerry.
Abey Oye ande k chhilke!
Aam ki gutthli!
Sadey hue bengan!
Ublay hue aaloo!
Murghi k choozay!
Africa k bandar!
Aisa kisi ko na bolo, feel hota hai yaar.
Zindagi Behaal hai,
Sur Hai na taal hai,
sms box bhi kangaal hai,
kya aap k sms box mein hartaal hai?
aik sms toh bhejo mere mobile ki zindagi ka sawal hai.
Hame malum hai k aap hame bhul nahi sakte,
Lekin pas b hamare aa nahi sakte,
yahan tak aa rahi hai tere BADAN ki BADBU,
Kya Tum NAHA NAHI SAKTE??
kabhi hausla bhi azma lena chahiye,
Bure waqt me muskura lena chahiye,
Agar 7ve din bhi khujli na mite to
8ve din naha lena chahiye..! ! !
Yaad hai is din app humari gali main aae
Thura sharmae,
Thura Mskrae,
Aur phir,Zor se chilae,
Tin Dabe Walaaeeeee….
Aap kya jano hum kitna aap ko yad karte hai
Mano ya na mano, har pal faryad karte hai,
Roz khat likhte hai CARTOON NETWORK ko,
Aur bas aaphiko dekhane ki request kiya karte hai.
Aati thi.... Jaati thi...
Hansti thi.... Hansati thi...
Bhagti thi.... Bhagati thi...
Bolti thi.... Bulwati thi...
Aaj pata chala saali ULLU banati thi....
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Abe dekh kya raha hai machar hai mar de.
khudi ko kar buland itna ke tu himalay ke top pe ja sake,
aur phir khuda tujase puche,
abe gadhe ab niche utrega kese
Hansa: Ae Praful AUTOMATICALLY matlab?
Praful: jab auto me baith kar koi
ladki ganji ho jaye to usko kya kehte hain,
AUTO - MAIN - TAKLI !
Woh bhi kya din the jab
log humain diwano ki tarah kiss kiya karte the ....
par haaye hamari phooti kismat
us waqt hum 2 saal ke hua karte the .........
GF is beauty & WIFE is duty,
GF is springroll & WIFE is dabbagol,
GF is chuski & WIFE is risky,
GF is tootifrooty & WIFE is kismat photi........
Apni pyaari si surat ka ek baar to didar de ,
awaaz mat sunana aye dost magar ek missed call to de de
What is a similarity between Mobile & Marriage?
""Kash thode din ruk jaata to achha Model mil jaata...!!!""
Pholoon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gehara koi nahi.
Aab aapki kya tarif karun...
Dost me aap jaisa...
Nalayak koi nahi!
Ajeeb Hain Nakhre Tere.....,
Ajeeb Tera Style Hai......,
Naak Pochne Ki Tameez Nahi......,
Hathoon Main MOBILE Hai........
shaadi karni thi par kismat khuli nahi.
taj mahal banana tha par mumtaz mili nahin.
ek, din kismat khuli shadi huyi.
ab taj banana hai-par mumtaz marti nahin.
Kehte hai ki ISHQ mei neend ud jaati hai
koi humse bhi to ISHQ kare kambhakt neend bahut aati hai.
Jab angrai Leti ho to mera Dum Nikal jata hai
are! Kambakhat Deodrant Lagane mein tera kya jata hai .
Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,
gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,
tum kar do ek SMS yeh guzarish hai meri,
tumari SMS ki aadat si ho gayi hai.
Aap Pass raho ya door,
hum dil se dil ki awaz mila sakte hain,
na khat ke na phone ke mohtaj hain hum,
par apke dil ko ek hichki se hila sakte hai hum
Ankhon se dur ho par dil se nahin.
Dil me zarur ho par milte nahin.
Bus yeh gila hai tumse dost,
tum milte zarur ho par dil se nahin.
Tum Muskrate Raho,
Muskrate raho,
Muskrate raho,
Muskrate raho,
Muskrate raho,
Muskrate raho,
Mera Kya Jata Hai
Sub Tumhe Hi Pagal Kahain Ge.
TUSI bade gr8 ho,
RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
ANDE ka oml8 ho,
SMS KARANE ME bade le8 ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho....!
Ja sms ja mere dost ke pass ja,
dhire se jana shor na machana,
busy ho to kuch na kahna,
busy na ho to Miss U kahna
Saaz
K
7
Awaaz
Samandar
K
7
Sahil
Phool
K
7
Khushboo
Aur aap
K
7
Hum..
Main tawadi photo khincha,
O hans na!
Click,
Developing…
Wah
.,|!|,.
( o)(o)
( ,)
Kina Shuna!!
Yeh mat sochna k hum bhool jaenge tumhe,
Dorr eh kar bhi chahenge tumhe,
Agar pyar ban kar ras na aee,
Tau Bhoot ban kar daraenge tumhe.
Zindagi ki rahon main tumhe jog ham milenge,
Mere hoslon se kam milenge,
Jab khud ko tanha pao kabhi,
Kasam dosti ki bas yaad karma samne hum milenge.
Agar ZAMEEN par ho tau SMS bhejo,
Agar AASMAN per ho tau BARISH bhejo,
Agar CHAND par ho tau TAREY bhejo,
Agar JANAT main ho tau HOREN bhejo,
Agar DOZAKH main ho tau ENJOY YOUR SELF.
Akash k taroon main khoya hai jahan sara,
Lagta hai pyara ek ek tara,
Un taaron main sabse pyara,
Hai ek sitara jo is waqt parh raha hai SMS hamara.
Waqt noor ko benoor kar deta hai,
Thode se zakhm ko nasoor kar deta hai,
Kaun chahta hai apno se door hona,
Waqt sab ko majboor kar deta hai.
Mil gaya, oye mil gaya balley balley!!!
Mil he gaya aaj tau mil hi gaya
Yeh sms parhne wala aik aur bewakoof mil gaya.
DOSTI KARO COLLEGE WALI SE,
PYAR KARO OFFICE WALI SE,
PROGRAMME KARO PADOS WALI SE,
ANKH LADAO SALI SE,
LOVE KARO DIL WALI SE,
AUR MAR KHAO GHARWALI SE.
A 4 APPLE
B 4 BADA APPLE
C 4 CHHOTA APPLE
D 4 DUSRA APPLE
E 4 EK AUR APPLE
F 4 FOKAT KA APPLE
G 4 GOL APPLE
H 4 HO GAYA NA PET KHARAB KHAKE
ITNE SARE APPLE?
2010 UPDATES
Up coming horror Movies..
+ Exam ka kauf,
+ Tarapta student,
+ Shautani books,
+ Result wala jin,
......+ Neend ki mout,
+ Pyasa examiner,
+ sssshhh kal paper hai..!!! :p:p
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"Every chichora continues to do chichora pan unless a chamaat or sandal with a velocity of 9.8m/s is impressed upon him by a lovely girl..
This force called bezati, which is directly propotional to sharmindagi, if Ghairat remains constant.
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Kon kehta hai k Pakistan me job nai milti
Ye lo Jharu
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Or shandar career ka aghaz karo.
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Ek Zaruri Itla
Kabhi Kisi Larki Se Book Nahi Mangni Chahiye,
Nahi To Chaanta Bhi Lag Sakta Hai
Kyun K,
Book Means:
B= Baby
O= Only
O= One
K= Kiss;->
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Ap lovely ho -94%
Ap Cute ho -95%
Ap Sweet ho -96%
Ap Beautiful ho -97%
Ap Stylish ho -98%
Ap Attractive ho -99%
or
Main phainknay mein Expert hun 100%.
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Manzil kareeb dekh kar yun mutmaeen na ho FARAZ
,
,
,
,
,
,
Aksar Tatti nikal jati hay bathroom ke aas paas..
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Dil Ke operation ko BYEPASS Q kahte hain????????
Socho Socho,
??????
Q Ke agar operation theek ho Gaya to PASS,Warna BYE :-)
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Hum to tanhayon se tang akar dost banane nikle the FARAZ…
Dost bhi aise mile k aur tanha kargay.
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Larki nahane gai kapre utare darwaza
baja boli=KON? Jawab aya=POSTMAN kapre
pehen k letter liya phir nahane gai kapre
utare darwaza baja boli=KON? Jawab aya=DHOBI
kapre pehen k dhobi se hisab kiya phir nahane
gai kapre utare darwaza baja phir boli=KON?
Jawab aya=PAPPU(parosan ka beta hay.ANDHA hay)
larki ne socha kya farq parta hay kapre nahi
pehenti aise he chali gai darwaza khola PAPPU
ne mithai di boli=kis khushi me PAPPU=meri
Ankhein theek hogayeen.
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1 Pakistani dosre se:
Yaar kehte hain iss baar jung computer se lari jaye gi???
2nd: Haan! mizaile computer se control hotay hain na…
1st: Phir tau hum jang haar jain gay.
2nd: Woh kese???
1st: Yaar agar mizaile chalanay se pahlay hi bijli chali gai tau??? ;)
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Makhlooq ko mat Tang kia kero
Once a Molvi went 2 Zardarii
&
Said !
“Makhlooq ko mat Tang kia kero Werna Allah ka Aazab ayega “
Zardari said!
Bholay Badshao ! Mein he wo Azaab hoon jo aa Chuka hai
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BV se larayi khatam hoi?
1 dost: BV se larayi khatam hoi?
2nd dost: gutne taik k mere pass ai thi
1st: ussney gutne taik kay kia kaha?
2nd: yehi key bed k nichey se nikal aao khuch nahi kahongi
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Murgi to anday deti hai.
Anday to sufaid hote hein.
Sufaid to dood bhi hota hai.
Dood to bhains deti hai.
Bhains to kali hoti hai.
Kala to bangali bhi hota hai.
Bangali to paan khaata hai.
Paan to laal hota hai.
Laal to gulaab bhi hota hai.
Gulab mein to Kaantein hote hein.
Kantein to machli mein bhi hote hein.
Machli to pani mein terti hai.
Pani mein to insan bhi tera hai.
Insan to lamba hota hai.
Lamba to mera ye Sms bhi hai.
Mujhe to deemagh khana tha.
Ha ha ha
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Boy:Tum shadi k baad apnay liye alag ghar to nahi maango gi?
Girl:Aray nahi!! tum apni amma ko alag ghar dila dena
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Bhikari: Baboo 10 Rs. ka sawal hai, chaay (Tea) peenee hai.
Aadmee: Lykin chaay tu 05 Rs. ki aati hai.
Bhikari (sharmatay hoay): Woh meri girl friend bhi saath hai.
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chooha Billi Se Darta Hai
Billi Kuttay Se Datrteee Hai
Kutta Aadmee Se Darta Hai
Aadmee
Biwi Se Darta Hai
Or
Biwi Choohay Se Dartee Hai
Hai Na Dunya Gol !!!!
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Agar aap Gul Ahmad k kapray pehnay gay tu..
.
.
to
.
.
to
tu bichara Gul Ahmad kia pehnay ga?
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Girl Friend: Darling , Tum mere liye sitaray
tor kar la sakte ho?
Boy Friend: Mujhy koi amrood torne nahi deta
tum sitaaron ki baat karti ho..
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Teri Sada ki Bay-rukhi ko mai aaj takbhula nhi paya…
Mubarak ho mubarak ho!!..Is shair me Faraz nhi aya
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KFC New Prices
Piza @Rs.200
Chicken @Rs.150
Burger @Rs.100
Pepsi @Rs.50
Lakin ap phir b kuch kha nhi sakte Q K
ap k pas tou sms k liye b paisy nhi hote.
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1 choohay ko agar 1 bille se love
ho jaye tou wo kon sa gaana gaey ga?
.
.
.
.
Very simple
Billo rani…
Kaho tou abhi jaan day doon.
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Bhai log!
Ghajini dekhne k bad andaza hua k
apke bhi b Amir khan se kuch kam
nhi hai.
Mein b parhta hun,samjhta hun,
Phir 15 min bad sab bhool jata hun.
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A dirty msg
1 cockroach hotel gya aur waiter sai kaha
1 plate bulghum 1 fry nak or nuzla
1 glass vomating shake le aao
But hath safeguard se dho laina plz
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Boy: Suit to bohot acha pehna hai.
Girl: thanks
Boy: Lipstick bhi achi hai.
Girl: thanks
Boy: Makeup bhi bohot acha hai.
Girl: thanks
Boy: Lekin achi phir bhi nahi lag rahi ho.
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1 Khusra Vote Mangte Hue
“Hamen Vote Do,
Mai Yakeen Dilata Hn Agar Mein Kamyab Hogya
To Phr Kisi K Haan Bhi Kaka Paida Hoa To
“Govt.”
Us K Ghar Muft Nachay Gi…
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Ye lo aik rupey ka Coin aur mujhe Cute sa Sms
karo kanjoosi ki bhi koi had hoti hai
Aur khabar dar is aik rupey ki tofee khareedi to…
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TV On karo….
Abhi abhi Government of Pakistan ne Ordinance jaari kiya hai
k
KhoobSoorat logon ko is mulk se nikal diya jaye ga
Aap to 100% save ho
.
.
.
Par mein kahan Jaaon??
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Patient: Mujhe beemari hai.
Na khaaon to Bhook lagti hai.
Na Soun oto Neend aati hai.
Aur ziyada kam kar loon to thak jata hoon.
Doctor: Saari raat dhoop mein baitho theek ho jao gay.
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Ek dafa ek chuua ek haati key pinjrey main ghuss jata hai.
Woh haati ko dekh ta hai aur pooch ta hai,
“Bhai haati aap itney barrey ho, aap ki kya umar hai?”
Haati bolta hai: Main teen saal ka ho gaya hoon.
Tumhaari kiya umar hai chuuey?
Chuua sharma key kahta hai: Umar to meri
bhi teen saal hai lekin dar assal bachpan mein
meri sahat kharaab rahti thi.
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Cheel urri
Kawwa urraa
Maina urri
Chirria urri
Gadha urra
Oops..Sorry jaldi main aap ka b urra
dia
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Ek tou tum shrmatey bohat ho
Ager baat krey koi tumse tou itraatey boht ho
Dil chahat hai koi sms na karon tum ko
Per suna hai tum sms parh k muskuratey boht ho…
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Hain dafan mujh mein meri kitni raunaqen mat pouch Faraz!
Ujar ujar k jo basta raha wo shehr hoon main..!
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__l""l l""l__
(______)(______)
Ye hain wo joote jo BUSH per barsay thy in ki
Qemat Caror Dollar lag chuki hai mager aap k liye free!!
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Itni shiddat se maine larki patane ki kosish ki hai,
K her amma nai mujhy apni beti ka haath na dene ke saazish ke hai
Kehte hain aggar tum sache dil se larki patana chaho
Tou pori kayenat tumhare liye larki patane mein lag jati hai
Ye larki kay chakar bhi apni hindi films
ki tarah hote hain
End mai sub theek ho hi jata hai,
Aur agar sub thek na ho tou chakar khatam nhi hota
Kyn k uski choti behn abhi baqi hai mere dost…
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Main teri Maa Hoti
Teacher: Main teri Maa Hoti Tou Main Tujhy
2 Din Main Sudhaar Deti …
Student: Madam, Kal Tak Main Apne Papa Sy
Mashwara Kar k Bata Doonga … ;->
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Duniya buri ho sakti hai aap nhi
Duniya bewafa ho sakti hai aap nhi
Duniya zalim ho sakti hai aap nhi
aur
aur
aur
Kuttay ki dum sedhi ho sakti hai ap
ke nhi..
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Police officer 2 his son!
Tumhara result acha nhi aaya,
Aaj se tumhara khelna aur T.V dekhna
band
Son!Ye 50 rupay pakro aur is baat ko yaheen dabado
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Jotay khane k tum he ustaad nhi ho ARBAB….
Suna hai is zamanay mei koi BUSH bhi hai…
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Ek charsi ki bakri gum ho gai bohat talash kya magar nhi mili,
Sham ko ghar aaya tou bakri samne bandhi hui thi,
Ghuse mai aa kar bakri zibah kar di,
Khud bhi khai or doston ko bhi khilai,
Jab subha so kar utha tou dekha bari sahi salamat khari thi,
Aur kuta gayeb tha……
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Zindagi mai kuch sapny saja lena,
Dil mai kuch arman jaga lena,
Hum aap ki raahon se her dard chura lenge,
Jab chaho hum se Disprin
mangwa lena….
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Breaking News on Geo TV.
Pakistan mai loadshedding khatam
:
:
:
:
:
Abhi itna hi suna tha k light chali
gae :-(
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A dirty msg
1 cockroach hotel gaya or waiter se kaha
1 plate bulghum 1 fry nak or nuzla
1 glas vomating shak le aao but hath safeguard se dho lena plz.
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Best Sms of 1947.
.
.
Tab Mobile tha kya?
Kabhie to thora dimagh ka istamaal kar liye karo!
Bas Sms parhne ki lagi rehti hai..
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Shikwa hamein manzoor nhi…
Aaj na koi bahana hoga …
Aap ko hamari khushiyoun ki qasam…
Next saal aap ko Nahana hoga
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Lafz lafz likhon teri tareef mai,
.
.
.
Lafz Lafz Lafz
Lafz Lafz Lafz
Lafz Lafz Lafz
Lafz Lafz Lafz
Kafi hain ya aur likhon?
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1 indian ne 24 ghnte tk pani mai sans rok
kar rehne ka rcord qaim kya hai jinhe kal
.
.
.
Bad namaz e zuher mewa shah qabristan
mai dafnaya jaega..
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Aajib Hai Nakhre Tere…
Aajib Tera Style Hai…
Naak Pochne Ki Tameez Nahi
Haathoo Main Mobile Hai
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Zindagi mai kamiyab hony k do asool:
1- Kabhi kisi ko puri baat na batao.
2- ……!!!!
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Ques:Ghurbat ki intha kya hai?
Ans: Jb 1 larki 2 rupay mein kiss dene ko tayar ho
‘
‘
‘
‘
Aur aap k pass 1 rupay ho…!
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Koi…
Galti
Ghhustakhi
Wagaira
Ho
Gai
Ho
Tou
Is
Akhri
Mahenay
Me
;
;
;
;
Mujh
se
Mafi maang lo
Q
k
;
Me aaj achay mood mai hoon
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hockey aur cricket me kya fark hy ???
Hockey main Pakistan 1 ghantay main zalil hota hai
Jab ke
Cricket main 9 ghantay lag jate hain…
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Are utho…
Ye koi soney ka waqt hai?
Jab dekho sotey rehte ho?
Kya sari zindagi so so ke bitani hai?
Aur haan jaag jao to shor mat karna
Mein so raha hoon..
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Purani Kahawat hai ke,
Sonay ke time Tension ko saath le ker nahi sona chaiye.
Lekin phir bhi Log pata nahi kiu??
Apni Biwi ko apne saath le ker sotay hein.???
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Ab Bush k bad Obama
zara sambhal k qadam rakhna iraq me obama
Bush ko pare hai jooty Tere tou utar denge pajama :-)
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4 kam karo
1. Mobile switch off kro
2. Battery kholo
3. Sim nikalo
4. Mobile ko road pai dai maro
Jb koi msg hi nhi karna tou mobile
ki kya zarorat.
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Plz mujhy 1 mis call do yahan light nhi hai
or mujhy mere cell mil nhi raha
.
.
.
Send it 2 ur frndz n check how intelligent dey r?
==========================
Girl’s college me strike thi,
Boys bhi unke saath the,
Ladkiyon ne naara lagaya.
“Hamaari Maange”
pichhe se awaaz aayi
“Sindhoor se bharo
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Aik memon samander mein doob gaya,
Us ne dua ki YA ALLAH mujhe nikal de,
Me teri raah mein aik Chawal ki degh doon ga.
Aik lehar ne is ko bahar nikal diya,
Bahar aa kar bola: Konsi Degh?
Foran aik lehar aayi aur is ko wapas le gayi.
Memon bola: YA ALLAH mein ne to poocha tha Chicken Ya Beef?
=======================
Meri Prem kahani ka ajeeb ending tha
Wah Wah
Meri Prem kahani ka ajeeb ending tha
Izhar-e-Mohabat Sms se kiya tha,
Jo un ki Shaadi tak bhi Pending tha….!
Wah Wah
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Urdu bhi kaisi ajeeb zaban hai…!
Agar watch kharab ho jaye tou kehte hain k
“Band Hai…”
OR
Agar larki kharab ho tou kehte hain k
“Chalu Hai..”
=========================
Kal polio k qatray pilanay ka akhiri din hai
Is liaye aap bhi chalay jana
Q
K
.
.
.
.
Ap ki b teesri taang choti reh gai hai :-)
==========================
Arz kya hai
SmS doston ko itna kya k jeet gaye sms ki race,
Mobile bhi unka pareshan ho k kehna laga,
?
?
?
?
?
NO SPACE
.
.
No SPACE
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